Britney Spears' Wurds of Wizdum

"Anyone can sit down and write a boring, artistic song. Pop music is the hardest shit to write." -- BRITNEY SPEARS

Sometimes I read about things that everyone's favorite pop-whore-princess says or does, and I wonder how my head doesn't explode. This little quote has been a joy in three different ways since I read it the other day in a subscriber's email from Rolling Stone:

1) Oh yeah, Britney, pop music is hard. Kinda like adding 2 and 2 is hard. And what are you talking about anyway? You don't write the song yourself anyway.

2) Holy shit, I think Whorey Whorey Whore Whore has a point. Pop music probably is hard as anything to write, because you have to make sure that it appeals to not only mindless Pseudo-OC drones dressed like Paris Hilton who attend the country's many elementary, middle, and high schools (not to mention the higher education establishments they're accepted to because of Daddy's money), but ALSO hopefully attract the attention of the people in this world who actually have individual identities and matured tastes in music. At least, that's the goal.

3) Hahahaha! She just said that the music she does isn't artistic. Because apparently anyone can write something that's artistic, but it takes a special level of mental retardation to create slop that's popular with the masses. She basically just said that everyone in the world who likes Pop music is uncultured. Bahaha. Way to insult your fans, Child Neglecter.

I admit, I'm a little disturbed by the fact that something Britney Spears said has held my attention for a little over a day, but you have to admit that it was a pretty good quote. She called herself a hack.

And that's priceless.