Britney Spears, Part Deux

Alright, I'll admit it: Britney Spears brings me much joy in life.

She so stupid, my sides hurt.

In an attempt to make sure her baby Sean Preston is kept safe, she fired her nanny. She's very distraught over her son's falling on his head. She's been "in hiding and depressed" apparently because of this. As you can clearly tell by this picture (Caption: Britney Spears is still upset about Sean Preston's fall from the highchair.). Seriously, that is what the caption to this picture says. You would think they'd be able to find a more fitting picture, but it is Britney Spears we're talking about here... Anyway, so she's upset and depressed and all that good stuff, but wait; it gets better.

Good ol' Britney also hired a doctor to give her advice on how to keep her son safe from any more Spears-Federline household mishaps. He told her, and I'm quoting an insider quoted in a magazine here, "not to leave Preston on any high surfaces where he could roll off."

And she needed a doctor to tell her this.

Oh! And the best part? Britney was so impressed with the genius-level advice that she tried to hire him full time. Unfortunately for her, or rather, unfortunately for Little Preston, he told her this was not necessary.


Hahahahaholy crap! Oh, the tears streaming forth from my eyes! Britney, will you marry me and neglect my babies?

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